You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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