have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I smell stomach acid.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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