I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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