Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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