There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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