So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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