I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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