I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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