Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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