Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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