Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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