So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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