Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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