omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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