remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
did i walk over a car last night?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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