these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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