if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
