so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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