Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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