Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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