i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
How external is "for external use only"?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
