Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
