I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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