Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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