belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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