My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize
