i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
