the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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