I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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