I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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