Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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