Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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