So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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