At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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