I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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