well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
This toilet bowl is my home.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
