are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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