i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I can't turn off my feet"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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