"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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