That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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