You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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