I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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