I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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