It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
i think im in europe. pls send help
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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