She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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