ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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