hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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