Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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