my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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