question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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